“I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor.
Says he’s depressed.
Says life is harsh and cruel.
Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says, ‘Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.’
Man bursts into tears.
Says, ‘But doctor… I am Pagliacci.’
Roll on snare drum.
– Rorschach from “Watchmen”