Dear Gray Hair Near My Nipple,
Dude, what the fuck is your problem?
I didn’t even see you yesterday and this morning, you almost poked my goddamn eye out while I was brushing my teeth.
I get it.
I’m getting older.
Just stop already. Please.
And, FYI, I just approached an Orthodox Jewish kid in Starbucks and said, “Does everyone tell you a million times a day that you look exactly like Adrien Grenier from Entourage?”
To which he said, “Who’s Adrien Grenier and what’s Entourage?”
Silly wabbit, Trix are for kids.
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