Meet Joe Black
I have sort of an ethical question.
Maybe you guys can help me out.
It’s a bit embarrassing, but I’m just going to muster up the courage and ask it.
So, here it goes:
Is it wrong to choke an old white lady to death in front of Whole Foods?
Because, not only was she a racist, and not only did she call me a self hating jew to my face, but, get this, her mouth was filled with a white, pasty, bird shit substance.
I mean, c’mon, if you’re going to hit me with your pro-Trump, anti-Hillary, hate fueled idiocy, can’t you at least have the common courtesy to swallow the fucking free sample of cream cheese first?
For the love of god lady, you’re gross.
And I can hear what some of you are thinking right now.
“Gabe, she was an eighty-six year old woman. You could have just been nice and let her off the hook.”
It’s directly her fault, and directly the fault of others of her ilk, that 12 million people just lost health care. And her fault that net-neutrality was just killed. And her fault that we dropped out of the Paris Climate Agreement. And her fault that social programs are being fleeced to give more money to the wealthy. Etc etc etc to infinity.
No one gets a free pass if they hurt others.
P.S. “The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don’t do anything about it..”
– Albert Einstein