A Letter To Those Damn Snow Monkeys
Dear Snow Monkeys,
You goddamn little bastards.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Not only do you have those irresistible helmet heads, but you also come equipped with those formfitting snowsuits which makes me want to hug you until you pop like water balloons.
And get this, your babies actually have the nerve to make and then play with snowballs.
Little monkey faces making snowballs? Snowballs? Are you fucking kidding me man?
I need at least ninety of you. There’s just no other way around it.
The revolution will not be televised,
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