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by Gabe Berman – the author of Live Like a Fruit Fly

A Letter To Han Solo

Dear Sir,

Have you no shame?

General Solo?

General??

Other than having relations with the boy’s sister, what qualifications do you have to lead men into battle?

Eviscerating a tauntaun in extreme weather is a fine example of performing under stress, but is this single act worthy of rank jump from mere Captain to full fledge General?

It begs me to query, what kind of crooked operation is the Rebellion running?

However my good man, there is a solution to the issue at hand. If, by six degrees of Kevin Bacon, you can enlighten me to the contents of Marsellus’ briefcase in Pulp Fiction, we can let bygones be bygones.

In Latin, Jehovah begins with an “I”,
gabe

“In Live Like a Fruit Fly, Gabe Berman shares his recipe for living a more joyful,worthwhile, and abundant life in every way. A witty, entertaining, and insightful read.” ~Deepak Chopra

Click here now—>;Amazon or B&N to order Live Like A Fruit Fly – The Secret You Already Know

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2 thoughts on “A Letter To Han Solo

  1. Wow! You are too much! Really entertaining post.

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